Dear Diary,

Since I usually don't add posts to my blog unless I have something relatively important to say...or at least something that I think may be a little interesting to the few people who read "Life of Swain", I've decided to post more frequently...hopefully daily...with some of the more mundane stuff that's going on with me (and I'll try to not let my sentences run on like that). So, you'll be seeing more stuff like "I had the Cheese Columbo for lunch today. Why don't I ever remember how sick that thing makes me feel?!" and less stuff like "I just can't stop thinking about the Human Genome Project and how it will reap fantastic benefits for humankind...but at what costs?"

But I'm thinkin' I need to change "Dear Diary" to something more like "Captain's Log, Star Date..." (but less geeky)...